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AFC EAST W L NFC EAST W L Buffalo Bills 14 3 * Washington Commanders 10 7 z Miami Dolphins 10 7 x New York Giants 9 8 x New England Patriots 7 10 Philadelphia Eagles 8 9 New York Jets 4 13 Dallas Cowboys 7 10 AFC NORTH NFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens 11 6Continue reading “2022 NFL Predictions”

Before I ultimately make my picks, I want to make sure I’m not missing anything so I’m going to rank some stuff. First, QBs. This is mostly just predictive, but I’ve tried to bake in their 10th and 90th percentile outcomes as well. It basically ended up looking the same anyway. No, I do notContinue reading “A Buncha Rankings”

Atlanta Falcons The Falcons half-tried to improve their roster while narrowly missing out on the chance trade for a sex criminal. They instead swapped out Matt Ryan for Marcus Mariota. Calvin Ridley got suspended for gambling. God damn, I’m getting so sick of these, but quitting with 4 left sure seems weird. Mariota was benchedContinue reading “NFC South”

Chicago Bears DEEEEP breath. Here we go. Anyone that ever bothers to read this knows that I am a Bears fan. That’s the obvious bias. But here is a list of the things I had a strong opinion about that will inform my opinion of this team; no hindsight involved. Justin Fields is one ofContinue reading “NFC North”

Dallas Cowboys 2021 was basically the best-case scenario for the Cowboys; they went 12-5, they led the league in DVOA on the strength of the second ranked defense, which easily led the league in takeaways, and 6th offense (though they led the league in yards and points). It’s a shame they were upset in theContinue reading “NFC East”

It occurs to me I’m not going to finish this before the Rams play on Thursday so let’s change the order Arizona Cardinals This is semi-anecdotal (the numbers kinda bear this out, but it’s not drastic), but it seems like Kyler Murray, and the Cardinals, have started extremely strong and regressed hard in the secondContinue reading “NFC West”

Denver Broncos Denver was not bad with Teddy Bridgewater at quarterback and a defensive genius in Vic Fangio as head coach last season, and now they have Russell Wilson paired with Nathaniel Hackett. Seems better, but it’s hard to parse how this affects things down the roster. That’s the end of the introductory paragraph! RussContinue reading “AFC West”

(This division blows so hopefully we can make this quick) Houston Texans The Texans were predictably awful in 2021 but given the fact that they were awful in 2020 with elite QB play, 4 wins was a mildly shocking result. There was no shortage of blowout losses, but there were a couple of impressive upsetContinue reading “AFC South”

Baltimore Ravens The Ravens are always good under John Harbaugh, and they would have made the playoffs in 2021 if Lamar Jackson had stayed healthy. Like the Bills, they are a machine that always has depth waiting to replace departures; and when they don’t, they grab veterans that don’t contribute to the comp pick formulaContinue reading “AFC North”

Dumping my thoughts on each team here; I’ll rank them within the division and eventually make my picks. Buffalo Bills They’re the model for team building; they pour their resources into the correct spots, and when a free agent leaves, they have contingency plans for their contingency plans. This offseason, they lost Jerry Hughes andContinue reading “AFC East”